Simon Pegg Reveals Jeremy Renner Sent Intimate Selfie To Him on Mission Impossible 5 Set

Jokes / June 06, 2025

Simon Pegg Reveals Jeremy Renner Sent Intimate Selfie To Him on Mission Impossible Set.

Words

Jokes / June 06, 2025

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

The husband then turned to ...Read More

Doctor Who?

Jokes / June 06, 2025

I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.

Paper paper

Jokes / June 06, 2025

When is a paper not a paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Life Observations

Jokes / June 06, 2025

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

4. Money can't buy ...Read More

Jawboning

Jokes / June 06, 2025

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state ...Read More