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Jokes

Jawboning

on Jun 6, 2025

Published in Jokes

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

"We have a permanent plan for the time being."

"Family planning has many misconceptions."

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