About 1612, early French explorers reported that the Iroquois popped popcorn in a pottery vessel with heated sand and used it to make popcorn soup.

"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed.

"What are you selling?" I asked.

"Geometrical algebra drugs."

"Huh!?" ...Read More

What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!

Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!

What do vampires ...Read More

What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!

What holds the sun up in the ...Read More

Steve talks about being here for the first time without Martin Short, turning eighty years old, how he feels about getting older, his new book Steve Martin Writes the Written Word, Florida banning his novella Shopgirl, ...Read More

Meanwhile... A cute baby raccoon was rescued from bad weather in Massachusetts, the hottest new food flavor is dill pickle, and a restaurant on Long Island pardoned a lobster named Lorenzo and set him free.