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Jokes

For The Kids...

on Jun 18, 2025

Published in Jokes

What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!

Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!

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