A Frog goes into a Bank to get a Loan (Norm Macdonald Joke)

Wiz talks about it being Friday the 13th, rituals he does before the show, smoking 30 joints a day, coaching little league, starting to smoke as a teenager, rolling all of his own joints, smoking out of an orange, whether ...Read More

Dakota Johnson stops by The Tonight Show to talk about being pranked by Billie Eilish and Pedro Pascal stealing her clothes before trying to guess movie titles by watching sped-up versions in a game of Fast Forward.

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. John was called for his question session.

"Property holder?"

"Yes, I am, Your Honor."

"Married or single?"

"...Read More

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig.

He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over. ...Read More

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top ...Read More